Monday, July 28, 2014

post-twee:

racconconnoisseur:

animationtidbits:

Edgar Wright - How to Do Visual Comedy

Damn Right, this is why I’m devastated from the ant man news.

That little “You’re a doctor / Yeah motherfuckerrrrrrrr” sequence from Hot Fuzz is maybe my favorite piece of film ever in terms of editing; there’s something almost musical about it that hits a very right chord with me.

Sunday, July 27, 2014

Cory, Topanga, and Riley Matthews in the Girl Meets World premiere.

(Source: daxterdd)

bananaschnapple:

A hydra is a snake right? So basically Nick fury is trying to get hydra off the helicarrier right? Does that mean he’s trying to get those motherfucking snakes off his motherfucking plane?

fuckyeahcycling:

Tour de France 2014

Jens Voigt, ready for his last ever Tour de France stage.

somespaceman:

Pacific Rim - (2013)

somespaceman:

Pacific Rim - (2013)

threefeettotheleft:

So, about a week ago, I was talking with a friend about representation in The Musketeers, primarily about women/POC and their various fates, and started to put together a little spreadsheet of information as I sat through a rewatch, to post after I made it back from my weekend away. This is that, plus some added commentary. I know, I know. tl:dr.

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Saturday, July 26, 2014

schmergo:

schmergo:

I want a movie about a guy who runs for president and wins but then suddenly realizes that he doesn’t want to be president, so he just starts doing ridiculous things all the time trying to get impeached, but it NEVER WORKS because they always miraculously end up being the right thing to do. Like, he declares war on Canada? Next day it turns out that Canada had secret plans to nuke Washington. he bans Doritos? Turns out theyr’e the number one cause of cancer and natural disasters. He sends his vice president to jail? Turns out the VP was a terrorist in disguise. He has 100% approval rating, most popular president ever.

I’ve decided that I want him to be played by Jeff Goldblum. 

junebouvierr:

idiot

junebouvierr:

idiot

firingpaperbullets:

boazpriestly:

How did you fuck up rice?

And how did you fuck up so bad that it emerges from the depths of hell in one huge block?

firingpaperbullets:

boazpriestly:

How did you fuck up rice?

And how did you fuck up so bad that it emerges from the depths of hell in one huge block?

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

nicole-strikes-again:

ms-macky:

Caucasian Ovcharka

  • aka Caucasian Mountain Shepherds
  • aka Mini Russian Bears
  • 200 pounds of Bear hunting cuteness

One of my relatives used to have one of these!! They’re so big and beautiful and kind and fluffy. :)

Friday, July 25, 2014

sashayed:

Lourdes Gerrard in EVERY FOOTBALL KIT EVER 

SORRY I have more to say about this. Put this in your mind grapes: Steven Gerrard, age 57 — looking, lbr, probably exactly the same — finally wins the World Cup trophy he could never get as a player: as COACH of the ENGLAND WOMEN’S TEAM, with Lourdes as the triumphant and well-coiffed Michael Bradley to his Bill (but both better at their jobs). 

"COACH STEVIE G" USES HIS HIGH PROFILE AND THE RESPECT HE STILL COMMANDS IN THE GAME TO HELP CEMENT WOMEN’S FOOTBALL AS A HUGE THING, AT LEAST AS SUCCESSFUL AND LUCRATIVE AS THE DUDE VERSION. Burly men make up drinking songs* about their favorite lady players, paint their names on their chests, get into loud arguments at pubs about whether Alba Bale or lil Abby Wambach Jr. is the best player in the world. LOURDES, A FASHIONABLE WUNDERKIND QUEEN AND BELOVED CAPTAIN, GETS CRAZY BECKHAM MONEY TO BE IN STUPID COWBOY-THEMED ADS FOR LUCOZADE and possibly marries AN ALONSO CHILD. LOURDES PROUDLY HANDING THE WORLD CUP TO "COACH DAD" TO LIFT. STEVIE SHEDDING A SINGLE MANLY TEAR AS SHE KISSES HIM ON THE CHEEK, PICTURE ON THE FRONT PAGE OF EVERY NEWSPAPER IN THE WORLD. COACH STEVIE BEING TOSSED UP IN THE AIR BY A CHEERING MOB OF GURL ATHLETES. See you guys in the FUTURE, it’s gonna be AWESOME.

*the songs, just like those written for their dude counterparts, are occasionally sexual but always essentially respectful/affectionate.

(Source: withasingleballoon)

geekycrap:

pleatedjeans:

via

checkmate, nerds

geekycrap:

pleatedjeans:

via

checkmate, nerds

rubysrocket:

Just in case you didn’t know, the 2015 women’s world cup with 24 teams will be the largest women only sporting event in history.

theirs:

notthebatman:

theirs:

a zoo of dogs dressed up as other animals

sounds like a shih tzu

I’m going to kick your ass